Monday, January 25, 2010

Sometimes, Nightime . . .

. . . Not BEST Blog Time

Just woke up from a short nap, only 90 minutes, in the jacuzzi and guess what? I was dreaming again and that brings up tonight's blog, even if it is a shorty.

Seems like I was being told in the brief dream that I should say a few things that came in an e-mail from an East Coast friend. That's OK but Confucius used some language I must edit because I don't like the words he used.

For those who would rather have the say that I edited, in the original words of Confucius, I will give hints at the end of the blog so those who wish can translate my editing back to the original version.

Not all that nobleman's sayings are in objectionable language, however, so you wil enjoy the following.

Cinfucius Say:

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ----- should not bite fingernails. [See hint one]

War does not determine who is right - war determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no ------ at night. [See hint two]

It take many nails to build crib, only one ____ to fill it.[See hint three]

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Saved the BEST ? one for last if you can figure it out.

Virginity like balloon, one ------- all gone.[ See hint four]

Hint one - three letters.

Hint two - pea.

Hint three - carpenters use 'em.

Hint four - Use your imagination.

Good night - that's the BEST (or worst) I could come up with tonight.

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