A Little Bit of Humor . . .

. . . Based On Your Bible

In my ongoing [albeit slow but BEST ] effort to clear out this office forever of all the clutter of the past several years, I have come across some stuff that's pretty funny.

This was an e-mail sent by my BEST sister back in mid-2008, a bit of humor based on people and events in the Bible.

Being that Sunday night and the word Bible have something in common, I don't think it's too inappropriate to print tonight so here goes - be sure to laugh a bit after each entry.

What kind of a man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Ruthless.

What do they call church pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought down the house.

What kinds of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. David's Triumph [over Goliath] was heard all over the place. And probably a Honda, too, because all the Apostles were in one Accord.

Which servant of the Lord was the greatest lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once when he threw down the stones.

Who was the Bible's BEST babysitter?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

What area of the Middle East had the wealthiest people?
The region around the Jordan River. The banks were always overflowing.

They didn't plays cards on the Ark. Why?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
The Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
Noah. His stock was floating while everyone else was in liquidation.

Which fellow in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua. He was the son of Nun.

I suppose it goes without saying that the Bible, even if it is a bit humorous in places, is the BEST book around, especially these days. It's the BEST tome to read before you go to sleep.

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